A Lizard Tale

This is a copy of an emailed questionaire a friend sent 6/14/06. This was about a year in My Mister's and my relationship. You can see how I fell for the dude.

1. FIRST NAME? Lizeth
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? nothing as exciting as that. my mom just "liked" my name
3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? last friday, 6/9. my boyfriend always makes me cry!!!!!
4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? heck no!!!! it's too bubbly, like that of a cheerleader. all that is missing are the hearts over the "i"s!!!
5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? hmmmm......i think i would have to say turkey. yeah, turkey sounds good.
6. KIDS? no, i'm afraid that my child would turn out like damien. it could happen!!!!!!
7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? no, i'm too mean!!!! and i say things without thinking!!! but i make others laugh.
8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? i have many. many!! and they all have an entry for january 1st, and the rest is all blank!
9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? me? of course not!!
10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? i think so. i mean, i would know if i didn't, right?
11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? only if i was pushed. i'm a chicken
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? lucky charms. they're magically delicious
13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? no. i don't bother with mundane details
14. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? a nice sherbet. yum!!! pineapple!!
15. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE STRONG? strongwilled, maybe, but that's it
16. SHOE SIZE? 9/10
17. RED OR PINK? i look good in both!
18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? not trusting myself and fearing that people won't like me
19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? my mom
20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? sure. i would love that!
21. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? black pants and a tourquoise tank. i'm ready for bed!!
23. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? xena, warrior princess
24. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? depends what mood i'm in. mostly i would be a bright pink. or yellow
25. SMELL? oranges!!!! sigh!
26. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my mom
27. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? smile. it shows you what type of person they are
28. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON THAT SENT THIS TO YOU? rachel is my favorite rachel in the whole wide world!!!
29. FAVORITE DRINK? orange soda or mango juice. anytime, anywhere baby!!!
30. FAVORITE SPORT? love watching baseball and soccer
31. EYE COLOR? what color are my eyes or what is my favorite color eyes? mine are poop brown, and my fave color are blue!!! they're so preety!!
32. HAT SIZE? i have a small noggin. is that bad?
33. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no
34. FAVORITE FOOD? mexican!!!!!
35. SCARY MOVIE OR HAPPY ENDING? depends what you meanby scary. blood and gore is not scary! i like movies that make me feel. period!
36. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIES? X3, fun movie, but sooooooooo not true to the comics. at all!!!! characters were all over the place, too many undeveloped plots. just too much of the wrong stuff.
37. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? tourquoise. yeah, that's right. no boring "blue" for me. i love color!
38. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter cuz i love getting warm and i love sweaters and jackets!!!!
39. HUGS OR KISSES? kisses!!!!!
40. FAVORITE DESSERT? flan!!!!
41. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? ummm.... not matt. he's too busy! he might not even read this.
42. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? See question 41.
43. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? the last templar, dark side of the moon, xmen encyclopedia, mercy, holly
44. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? laptop.
45. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? xena, warrior princess. i know i'm lame. no need to say it!!!!
46. FAVORITE SOUND? laughter!!!
47. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles, all the way
48. THE FURTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME? canada
49. WHAT IS YOUR PRESENT OCCUPATION? specimen processor in a lab. not so glamorous, let me tell you. not glamorous at all.

1. FIRST NAME? Matthew
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Every other boy in 1973.
3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Just now because my girlfriend publiclyaccused me of making her cry, when everyone knows she cries watchingcartoons.
4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? nope. no technology involved.
5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? ham.
6. KIDS? But of course. I believe that children are our future.Treat them well and let them lead the way.
7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Ofcourse! I'm awesome.
8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Nope.
9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? As a weapon for good or for awesome?Both probably.
10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Si.
11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Maybe.
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Life cause Mickey likes 'em
13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Sometimes.Depends on how tired I am.
14. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Choco Chip CookieDough but it makes me sick.
15. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE STRONG? Strong smelling maybe.
16. SHOE SIZE? 11
17. RED OR PINK? What are we talking about?!
18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? procrastination
19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? my brother
20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? oh please. i'monly doing this because i don't want to make my girlfriend cry. noresponse is necessary.
21. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Blue jeans andbrown striped Bornes.
23. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? a laser printer printing
24. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? mayflower
25. SMELL? what do I smell now? or what smell would I be? LaserPrinter Toner on both counts.
26. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Billy
27. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO?
There nice big set of eyeballs.
28. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON THAT SENT THIS TO YOU? but of course,serious like.
29. FAVORITE DRINK? Diet Coke with Lime, baby.
30. FAVORITE SPORT? Watching or Playing? Like watching tennis andgolf. like playing golf and softball.
31. EYE COLOR? I likes green, gots blue, but am a respecter of allpretty eyes.
32. HAT SIZE? 7 3/4! used to be an 8. Did you know you can loseweight off your head?
33. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no
34. FAVORITE FOOD? Delicious.
35. SCARY MOVIE OR HAPPY ENDING? depends on the transcendentalmeaning of the narrative. If it's well written and executed I likesthem both.
36. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIES? The Break Up. Wellacted and well written. It's not what you expect and I like thatabout it. see above.
37. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? navy blue
38. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter cause I can ski
39. HUGS OR KISSES? hugs
40. FAVORITE DESSERT? digging the cannoli these days.
41. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Your mom.
42. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? My mom.
43. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Mostly Superman Comics. Too busyto dive into anything major.
44. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Goo.
45. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? House. Hugh kicks someserious ass.
46. FAVORITE SOUND? Dad's Voice
47. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles, the Stones creep me out.
48. THE FURTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME? New York City
49. WHAT IS YOUR PRESENT OCCUPATION? Computer lab Beyotch andAdjunct Faculty at SCC. Conservatory Director

I miss you Boo.