Wednesday, November 12, 2008

So a couple nights ago.....

My Mister and I were watching TV in bed. He fell asleep almost immediately, but I just couldn't sleep for some reason, so I watched The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Samantha Who? and still not sleepy. I caught up on my dumb soap opera, Fuego de Sangre, a couple of Friends episodes and still NOT SLEEPY! So I figured my Mister should be awake also, at the very least to rub my back (which always works)
So I hugged him tight and said...

Me: I can't sleep, Babe!
My Mister: mumble mumble mumble
Me: What?
My Mister: mumble mumble mumble mumble
Me: (laughing) WHAT?
My Mister: Shut your yapper.

Yes. He totally said that! I froze, processing what I had just heard. And because I am such a mature and grown up woman, I got out of bed in a huff and went downstairs, where to punish him, I watched 30 Rock, the Office, and some infomercial about a super fast microwave-like oven. Once I figured he had had enough punishment (even though he never even knew I had gotten out of bed or was mad at him) I went back to bed.
The next morning, he asked why I had gotten out of bed. (Ha! He did notice) He said that he woke up to the call of nature and I was gone. So I told him what he had done! And then he started LAUGHING!! He thought it was funny that he reverts to Chris Farley in his sleep. Well, how could I stay mad?
My mister is just so darn cute.


Kate and Clark said...

that is amazing! He is farley in his sleep! Uncle Farley!

The Brinkerhoff's said...

That is so funny!!! I love you guys

Hey It's Di said...

It's funny what can come out of a sleeping person's mouth:)

I have tried punishing my hubby by leaving the bed too many times. I finally got over it when I came to the realization that I was only making ME miserable. He was sleeping soundly in MY bed!